This is important.

Think about it.

2% MILK

Sometimes I make cereal in public locations and am presented with the choice between skim and 2% milk. If anyone is looking I'll take skim but if I'm alone I always choose 2%. In fact, to even compare cereal with skim to cereal with 2% makes me feel like a traitor. It's like comparing Richard Nixon to Justin Timberlake: which one do you think tastes better?

MEAT

I find that sometimes, this happens. And I like it.

"Wow that chili looks good"
"It is good.
"Does that chili have meat?"
"(regretfully, due to fear of being judged) ...yeah..."
"(excited due to rarity of those who love meat) YES. "